TtT, RtR 2012, #3, "I'm Much Too Tired to Play Tonight"

I'm Much Too Tired to Play Tonight

I'm much too tired to play tonight,
I'm much too tired to talk,
I'm much too tired to pet the dog
or take him for a walk,
I'm much too tired to bounce a ball,
I'm much too tired to sing,
I'm much too tired to try to think
about a single thing.

I'm much too tired to laugh tonight,
I'm much too tired to smile,
I'm much too tired to watch TV
or read a little while,
I'm much too tired to drink my milk
or even nod my head,
but I'm not nearly tired enough
to have to go to bed.

from the book Something Big Has Been Here
by Jack Prelutsky

I'm figuring he must have had Field Day at school when he wrote this poem:

 Have I mentioned lately how much I love my Love Potions?