The Mamafamilias 2: Quack, AKA Why Else Would You Learn to Read?

Ain't THAT the Truth

"The future ain't what it used to be." (Yogi Berra)
"When you're not blonde and thin, you come up with a personality real quick." Kathy Najimy
"Celebrities seek fame. They take actions to get attention. Heroes have risked something to help others. Their actions involve courage." (James Bradley and Ron Powers in Flags of Our Fathers)
"A lot of guilt comes from the feeling that we have more influence than we really do." (Dan Gottlieb)
"Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money to pay for our kids' therapy." (Michelle Pfeiffer)